i’d get so much done if it wasn’t for the overwhelming urge to not do anything
(via armengard)
“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
(via justsammm)
walks around the dashboard with my hands behind my back like someone’s grandpa
if i got possessed demonically i wouldn’t even notice it. with everything else i’ve got going on
(via eivorswolfkissed)
you ever take a shower and suddenly you’re human again
(via harps-for-days)